File this one under You Might Be An Introvert If….
I crack myself up.
I think I’ve tried to convince myself for many years that I am a “people person”.
You know, like when you’re in high school and you take career survey after career survey to figure out what you should do with your life so you don’t end up being a loser. There’s always those questions that are like “Do you enjoy helping people?” And at the time, I’m sure I was like, well of course I do.
But you couldn’t really say how you liked helping people or put it in terms of a spectrum.
I mean, I like people. But in smallish amounts.
I’m not Mother Teresa.
So I would get confused when I’d get my results back and it would say things like I should be a teacher or a hair stylist.
Apparently, I should want to do these things because they are altruistic or creative careers.
But I was like, no and no.
Bless all the people that like helping people one-on-one every freaking day.
Right now, I’m going to help people by making humorous designs for them. From a distance.
I’ll love you all in my own special way.