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Friday Funnies | Realistically Speaking …

As a consummate introvert, I am prone to being in my head quite a bit.

When I have a goal, I’m not like “okay, I’m gonna do this!”

It’s more like… “okay – I have to figure out how to do this, step-by-step, study up on how other people get it done, get everything organized, so I can start getting to my goal.”

And then I get overwhelmed and it’s not an exciting or enjoyable goal anymore.

I’ve gotten better at not doing this, but thusly — here is a common story of my life:

So carpe that fucking diem! When you’re ready…of course.

Share if you can relate!

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I Don’t Want To Go On An Adventure

For those of us that would just rather stay in…

For those of us that cringe at the idea of camping…

For those of us that give the thumbs down to traveling abroad…

For those of us whose idea of an adventure includes a good book and a cup of tea…

I give you, I Don’t Want To Go On An Adventure

In all honesty, I am one for an adventure. So long as it’s not suddenly sprung on me, doesn’t involve interacting with lots of strangers, long periods of waiting, heights, sleeping outdoors, creepy crawly bugs, very hot weather, or very cold weather.

This design was actually inspired by my 2.5 year old son. He is a little introvert with a very good vocabulary. A few weeks back, I was trying to do some work, encouraging Daddy to get Ivan outta my hair.  

Daddy says to Ivan, “Hey Dude, let’s go on an adventure!”

Ivan says to Daddy, “I not want to go on an adventure. I want to stay hOohme.” (he pronounces “home” as though it has two syllables.)

 

So this little exchange inspired my current design. There are so many trending designs out there about the mountains calling….well what if I don’t want to answer? What about the people that are like…how about not?  So I decided to go with a parody on vintage camp shirts.

 

Mountains are great and all, but it takes a lot of planning to do mountain-y stuff. And it might be cold. And what if you get lost and have to talk to someone to get directions. I won’t judge you if you just want to stay home and play legos.  

Check out the whole collection, available in 4 different color combos in my shop!