I’ve pretty much finished up with my holiday designs, but I felt the need to put this one out there on a whim.
I felt like I might be honing down on a different style.
A style inspired by…the scratch and sniff stickers of my childhood.
So I thought: what if the scratch and sniff stickers from my childhood grew up with me?
Well, they would still have that charmingly retro 80s/90s illustration style, but the sentiments would be much more applicable to adult life.
So if this one was scented, it would probably smell like marshmallows.
Or whiskey-infused marshmallows!!!!
I know it’s a bit different than what I usually do, but it’s been a lot of fun thinking up these “stickers for grown-ups”. I’m planning to release more for all the goal-getters in the New Year.
Until then, this cute design is available in my shop on a some great products:
Shop this collection for the grinch in your life!
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Today’s quote is inspired by…nature walks!
And being quiet on nature walks.
I really like the combination. You just get to be very observant.
I’m like an expert animal spotter because I’ve got a lot of experience just walking around and not talking.
What’s that rustle in the grass? Oh! It’s a snake! Whaddup snake?!
What’s that movement beyond the trees! It’s a deer! Hi deer!
And of course I’m a dork and I have to say hello to these wild animals. As if they care.
Maybe I say hello because I know they don’t care. Which means, they are not judging you. And also because I think they are really cool.
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Inspired by… the double lives that many introverts feel they live.
At work or school they are quiet, loathe group projects, don’t seem to care much for social interaction, and might even seem a little…strange.
But when they are around a group of trusted people, sending something out to their online tribe, or simply just writing, they are gregarious, clever and witty.
Maybe it’s super-bold to say I am clever and witty, but I am in this camp.
I think a lot of people misunderstand this.
We’ve been told: “You just lack confidence“, or we are encouraged to interject often with “something interesting to say“.
Enter feelings of inadequacy. Oh! And here comes her friend, saying something weird because you were still observing and processing the situation, but felt pressured to engage before you were ready.
She’s a B.
So my dear fellow weirdoes, fear not. There are people out there that get you. We’ve been there before, and we’ll probably go there again.
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Today’s funny was inspired by…just my life. Ha.
I thought about writing “my life before motherhood”, but that’s just not accurate.
Parties are alright.
I actually can go to them without crumbling into a lump of anxious energy. But depending on the circumstances (do I know these people?!), my mental energy taps out after 1 – 2 hours.
So I usually have to make an excuse for the inevitable, “You’re leaving already?” and make an exit.
It’s nothing personal. I just need to recharge my social batteries.
The science is not exact, but that will take 3 hours for every hour spent socializing. Maybe 4 or 5. Maybe I need a whole day sans socialization.
Ok, there is no science.
I’m just gonna go to my cocoon, now. See you guys later.
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I’ve got some brilliant new designs for 2017 to make your holidays happier, sassier, and trashier!
This one’s for the gal that loves Christmas a ridiculous amount, but not in a PG, super-religious way. She likes all those hallmark channel movies because they are so bad they are good. And of course, she’s got a naughty sense of humor. Gift yourself a ringer mug, and how about an ornament for your best friend’s tree? You can personalize it with her name! …Shop the entire collection here…
Next, we’ve got the flip side of the Christmas-lovin’ sentiment. Because some people are a bit grinchy about the season. At least, until they get their coffee. Then it’s all good in the holiday ‘hood. It features a pleasant retro lady insisting through saccharin sweetness that there ain’t gonna be no gahdamn joy until she gets her caffeine. I hear you, sister. …Shop this design and all it’s wondrous products here…
And finally, I’ve got a design that really speaks to the fast-moving times we live in. Tis the age of online shopping, dears. Barely a soul wants to brave the mall anymore. With the holiday season upon us, show your delivery people some love with a humorous doormat. Or, honor your love for online shopping while you cuddle a throw pillow.…Shop the collection here…
To view all these products, as well fantastic gifts for your loved ones that possess a sense of humor, check out what else is in the store!
Have an awesome holiday season!
Although it speaks to the indoorsy types, this design was actually inspired by my running season being over. During the Spring and Summer, I would happily run 25-35 miles a week outdoors. But up until about 2 weeks ago, the pleasantly mild weather changed to dreary and f’ing cold. And I hate it.
I like being outdoors, but the prospect of being cold is enough for me to just say “Ahhh fuck it….”
I’ve lived in Wisconsin all my life, so this weather is no big shock. I know I should just bundle up and get used to it. But that means I have to go shopping for proper attire not only for me, but also for my toddler that will inevitably be outside with me.
I don’t really like to go clothes shopping so….that seems really hard.
I think we’ll stay in instead.
We’ll just cuddle and be cozy.
This design is available in a handful of rustic, outdoorsy-inspired color palettes, so you can jump on that rustic, outdoorsy trend, but still stay genuine to your true indoorsy nature. From mugs to magnets, there’s something to playfully express your desire to just stay in.
Shop the entire collection here!
Today’s words are inspired by…motherhood.
If you don’t already know, I am a work-from-home mama to a precocious toddler dude. He can be ridiculously funny and astonishingly smart, which makes me love my time with him. However, being with him for most of my waking hours can be a challenge.
My husband is great about getting him out of my hair when I need to buckle down and get stuff done. But if they just hang around the house, it feels like…
Well, let me put it in work-outside-the-home terms:
It’s like, being on a really long break…in the break room. You can do what you want, but ya can’t totally escape the environment of your workplace. For example, my kid pulling on me, whining about something, or trying to climb in my lap and pound at my computer.
So as much as I adore him, it’s necessary for my allover health to have periods of solitude away from him. It enables me to do the creative work that I love, and I appreciate our days together even more.
Holla at me if you can relate, Mama!
File this one under You Might Be An Introvert If….
I crack myself up.
I think I’ve tried to convince myself for many years that I am a “people person”.
You know, like when you’re in high school and you take career survey after career survey to figure out what you should do with your life so you don’t end up being a loser. There’s always those questions that are like “Do you enjoy helping people?” And at the time, I’m sure I was like, well of course I do.
But you couldn’t really say how you liked helping people or put it in terms of a spectrum.
I mean, I like people. But in smallish amounts.
I’m not Mother Teresa.
So I would get confused when I’d get my results back and it would say things like I should be a teacher or a hair stylist.
Apparently, I should want to do these things because they are altruistic or creative careers.
But I was like, no and no.
Bless all the people that like helping people one-on-one every freaking day.
Right now, I’m going to help people by making humorous designs for them. From a distance.
I’ll love you all in my own special way.
Here’s a little pick-me-up for us introverts that get overcrowded and misunderstood in an extroverted world. You don’t have to change your personality in order to be awesome.
As a kid, I probably would have never responded anything like this. I was always being told I was “shy” and “too quiet”. And that made me feel insecure.
But as an adult, I’m just not willing to give a f*ck anymore about what people say about me (it helps A LOT if you are a stay-at-home mom who mostly interacts with a toddler).
But honestly, I think it’s healthier this way. As a person that spends a lot of time listening and thinking, I don’t want to dwell on other people’s potentially hurtful perceptions of me. Plain and simple, I’d rather just use that mental energy on something else.
So next time someone proclaims there’s something not right with how “quiet” you are, shrug it off and tell them you just don’t need any of that noise.
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Man….I’m a sucker for cute fuzzy animals. And dumb jokes.
Like jokes so dumb they are funny again. Puns, yaaaassss puns.
I have a whole Pinterest board dedicated to them.
Plus, I adore llamas and alpacas. So here we go with my version of a “hipster llama”:
WOOLLY COOLL! Do you get it?!
“Woolly” because llamas are woolly, and it sounds like “really”… if you have speech issues.
Double L’s on “cool” because “llama” has two L’s!
Well, if you want to be soooooo dorky that you are actually a trend-setter, oh man have I got the stuff for you!
This one’s available in a classic black, white & red palette:
As well as a kawaii-esque pastel palette:
Plus, there’s more where that came from!
Check out the entire Woolly Cooll collection in my shop!
And don’t forget to share this with anyone else who is a llama lover in your life!